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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.

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(415): View more from California

It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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(949): View more from California

Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.

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(716): View more from New York

Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF

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