Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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