So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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