...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Dick very happy bro
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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