What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
