i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
