Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My pussy is not your playground.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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