I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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