you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
do herpes really smell.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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