called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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