I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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