The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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