Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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