Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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