are you so shy because you have an std?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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