Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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