Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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