We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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