I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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