you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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