jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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