She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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