Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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