Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's rum buckets o'clock
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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