just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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