btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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