Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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