okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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