yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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