If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
