I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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