Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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