umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just cropdusted the office
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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