And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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