miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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