we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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