Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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