Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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