why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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