You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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