i was born a porn star she said
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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