I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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