you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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