gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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