so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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