For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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