all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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