Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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