White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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