I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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