I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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