What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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