is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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