you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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