WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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