Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
These tits shall not be calmed
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