that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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