Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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